Randoms

Sometimes when I'm alone, I start pretending that I'm acting out a scene in a horror movie. I have no idea why.

For instance, yesterday when I was leaving for work, I got into the elevator alone and starting frantically jamming the 'close door' button while craning my neck to see if my pursuer was running at me down the hall. It's funny. I can get so into the moment that my heart actually speeds up and I believe that I'm actually being chased. I act out entire scenarios where I'm home alone and here a noise and then have to investigate... slowly making my way from room to room to check for intruders.

Fuck I'm lame. :D Keeps me entertained though, so whatever.

Moving on...

Mike and I went for lunch the other day and while we were eating, I noticed an adorable little Thai girl nearby with her mother. She was dressed in pink from head to toe and carrying a stuffed bear that I found especially charming. Naturally, I was staring at her like a pedophilic old perv because I was trying to remember what she looked like so I could sketch her later. (I really am strange, folks) Anyway, the girl started picking her nose but I forgave her for it because she was only five or six and her blunt haircut had my attention. But when she pulled her finger out with a giant, crusty booger, clearly visible from where I was sitting, and stuck that finger in her mouth, I almost spat up my Pad Thai. And then she did it again. And again.

AHHH!

I mean, whatever, most people have picked their nose. Who cares. I just do not understand what would make someone want to eat it? The thought has never even occurred to me and I was a gross little kid. Ew. For some reason, I cannot get that booger-eater out of my head and keep replaying that giant hunk of nose-gold being rubbed onto her tongue.